A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (REVISITED)

Check out my take on "My Favorite Things" as originally sung by the lady the eerily looks like Mary Poppins. 

For a flash reminder of the melody (and to get this song stuck in your head for hours) listen to the original song below. 

My Favorite Things

Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts and Jock Jams compilations, 
Living room blanket forts with crumbling foundations. 
Pantera breakdowns and the crunching of strings, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Rage against machines and practice resistance, 
Using my binos to peer into the distance.
Spotting bald eagles and the whoosh of their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Singing too loudly when nobody's listening, 
Ice cold Mountain Dew from a can that is glistening.
Trailer Park theme song when my cell phone rings,
These are a few of my favorite things. 

When the Chemex breaks, 
When my tire flats,
When I'm feeling low.
I simply just think of my favorite things, 
And then I feel no sor-row. 

Reese's Pieces blizzards and Cheesy Gorditas, 
Dancing alone to JT's "Señorita".
Stepping in puddles and boogers that fling, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Six-pack of tall-boys, beer that is hoppy, 
Cook me a Joe, but make sure that it's sloppy,
Shooting cans in the sunlight to hear them go 'ting',
These are a few of my favorite things. 

Napping on couches and the residents of Pawnee, 
Flexing my muscles and pretending they're not scrawny.
Farting in public and the joy that it brings, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 

When the Chemex breaks, 
When my tire flats,
When I'm feeling low.
I simply just think of my favorite things, 
And then I feel no sor-row.